10 things to never say to a cop

These are the 10 funniest things to never say to a cop!
1 - Bad Cop! No donut.
2 - I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
3 - Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
4 - Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
5 - Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
6 - What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
7 - Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
8 -  I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
9 - I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
10 - Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

Skinner